New Grad
Example“Your group project lists four teammates. Your contribution left the group chat.”
58/100 · Grade F
The fixName what you owned, such as the signup form you tested with 12 classmates.
Resume Roaster
FREE AI RESUME REVIEW
Roast My Resume
Get your resume brutally (and hilariously) roasted by AI.
Then use the fixes to make every bullet count.
See what gets roasted
See Example Roasts
Four fictional resumes, each with a different problem.
Software Engineer
Example“This reads like a package.json with a LinkedIn account.”
76/100 · Grade C
The fixLead with a result, like cutting search latency from 800 ms to 240 ms.
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Sales Rep
Example“You ‘drove revenue’ straight into a witness protection program.”
71/100 · Grade C
The fixShow revenue and quota together, such as $420K closed and 112% of quota.
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Career Switcher
Example“Your old career got a trilogy. Your new direction got a sticky note.”
64/100 · Grade D
The fixLead with a relevant project, like the shift-swap prototype you tested with five managers.
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What you get for $4.99
Example- Free roast
- Get a score, a roast, and specific advice on what to change.
- Full rewrite · $4.99
- One-time checkout. After Creem confirms payment, you get the whole resume rewritten and ready to copy.
Before · Original bullets
- Helped onboard new customers.
- Made training materials for the team.
- Worked with support to solve customer issues.
After · Rewritten resume excerpt
Taylor Avery
Customer Onboarding Specialist
Summary
Customer onboarding specialist who helps small business teams get up and running through guided setup, self-serve training, and quick issue resolution.
Experience
Customer Onboarding Associate · Juniper Lane Software
2023–2025
- Redesigned the setup checklist for 35 new accounts, cutting average onboarding time from five days to three.
- Created six quick-start guides covering account setup and billing, giving customers a reference between kickoff calls.
- Partnered with support to track recurring setup issues and route unresolved cases to the right team.
How it works
- Step 1
Drop in your resume
Paste your English resume or choose a text-based PDF. Leave out your contact details.
- Step 2
Take the heat
Get a score, a letter grade, and a few jokes about the parts that need work.
- Step 3
Make the edits
Use the fix next to each roast. Then copy the report or share it as an image.
FAQ
Before you hit roast.
Is Roast My Resume free?
The roast, score, editing suggestions, and share card are free, with no signup. A one-time $4.99 full rewrite is optional after the roast. You only pay if you choose that checkout.
How does the AI resume review score my resume?
It scores clarity, specificity, evidence, and structure from 0 to 100, then converts the score to a letter grade. The score helps you decide what to edit and can vary between runs.
What can I upload for a resume roast?
Paste an English resume or choose a text-based PDF up to 5 MB and 10 pages. If the PDF is a scan or password-protected, paste the text instead.
What happens to my resume text?
The free roast is sent to DeepSeek for that request and is not saved by Resume Roaster. A paid rewrite is also sent to DeepSeek. We keep the generated rewrite for 14 days so a refresh does not run it again, then delete it. Remove personal details before submitting.
Will the roast be mean?
Expect jokes about filler, fuzzy accomplishments, and buzzwords. The AI is instructed to focus on the writing and give a specific fix for each joke.
Can I share my results?
Yes. Copy the full report or download a PNG with your score, headline, and a roast-and-fix highlight. Check the card for anything private before sharing.
What does the $4.99 rewrite include?
One complete rewrite of the resume you submit, in plain text you can copy. It does not add facts that were not in your resume. Placeholders in brackets are details only you can fill in. Payments are processed by Creem.
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